Sunday, 20 November 2016

The PALINDROMES of ROMANCE, LUST, and PRURIENCE

WORDPLAY post #14
PALINDROMES: an alphabetic list of topic-directed examples.
EDITOR: Giorgio Coniglio, February 2017.



PALINDROMES OF ROMANCE, LUST,

 and DESIRE


A dim or fondle-held 'No' from Ida.

A man, a pain, amor - Romania (Panama).

A man, a pin-up (pun I) - Panama.

A man, a poem or Romeo - Panama.

A man, a pro, a "Hola!", "Aloha", or Panama.


A man? I gave no one v***na, Ma.

A slim or fond 'No' from Ilsa.

Ah, a moniliasis. Ail in Omaha.

Aloe, rapid dip - areola.

Alone: Rabbi's sib - bare Nola.

Amen, a Piety-Lyte - Ipanema.

Amen, a pill -  Ipanema.

Amen, a pin-up pun: Ipanema.

Amore - Roma. 

An ad, "Peep if I peep. Dana" 

An ad, "Strap parts if I strap parts. Dana"

Are Mac 'n' Oliver ever evil on camera?

As I pee, sir, I see Pisa.

Bad exes sexed, Ab.

Burrow or rub.

Cain, a motor erotomaniac.

Dennis sinned.  (See post "Satan and His Devilish Palindromes" for many variants)  

Dig Ira - rigid.

Don said, "A Nadia's nod ..." 

Doomed: un-nude mood.

Ed under Deb's bed. Red, nude.

Egad! No bare life-defiler - a bondage.

Elope, else sleep. Olé !

Eros? Sidney, my end is sore.

Ev; lovers revolve.

"Even it felt left in," Eve.

Harass exes, Sarah.

"I desire not one rise", Edi.

I moan, "Spit tops if I spot tips, Naomi."

I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.

Ma is a nun, as I am.

Ma is at sensuous nest, as I am.

Motel bidet: Edible, Tom.

Motto B sotto Otto's bottom.

Ms; I pair-prefer. Refer -  "priapism".

Naomi, I moan.

Nemo, we revere women.

No lynxes' sex - nylon.

No lynxes pale. Lap-sex. Nylon.

No! Tie it on.

Now, Ned, I am a maiden won.

Nu? Fondle held; no fun. 

One man, Apollo - panameňo

Puff up if I puff up.

Retract bed-debt, Carter.

Revolt on Yale, delay not lovers.

"Ron. I'm a minor."

Senile feline prefer penile felines.

Sex-elf flexes.

"Sex afar", Ira faxes. 

Sex at my gym taxes.

Sex at noon taxes.

Sex at p.m. or romp taxes. 

Sex aware era waxes.

Sex of foxes.

Sex - obese boxes.

Sis; airy task - satyriasis.

Solo gigolos. 

Sore? Bursitis rub, Eros.

Strap on no parts.

Sun- an avid divan - anus.

T. Eliot Ret. faxes, "Sex after toilet".

Tender red net.

Too hot to hoot.

Tulsa tips: "66; spit." A slut. 

Uvula -  'A luv U. 

Women! Ah! a mode, Ed - Omaha NE. Mow!

Won't lovers revolt now?

Yawn! O, latex et al. on way.

Yawn! Amore, Roman way. 

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Tuesday, 15 November 2016

PRUDERY, DENIAL and SARCASM: Negatively Themed PALINDROMES


PALINDROMES: new and previously published

Editor: Giorgio Coniglio, February, 2017 (In an earlier form, this collection had been posted in a blogpost on "Giorgio's Ukable Parodies")

A surprising proportion of palindromes is characterized by themes of denial, reproach, disparagement, sarcasm and prudery. Some of this wordplay has been listed here in the 2 previous posts "Satan and His Devilish Palindromes", and "Palindromic Blurts from Ed, the Derailed Liar". 

Here are some more examples.



NEGATIVE-THEMED PALINDROMES


Den-gila

A dim or fond 'no' from Ida.

Alas, Ramón. No marsala.

A man, a plan, a cad, a canal, Panama. 

A man appals, I slap Panama. 

Amen! Eon; no enema.

A Santa peed deep at NASA.

A Santa fled elf at NASA.

A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.

A Toyota? Race garage-car; a Toyota.

Ate plate, elk-cub, buckle et al. - PETA.

Ban/borrow or rob/nab.

Border burrow, or rub red, Rob.

Damn US nixes tax at sex in sun. Mad!

Den-gila? Tong not aligned.

Dentist? Sit, Ned.

Derail liar, Ed.

Diaper repaid.

Diaper wet - stew repaid.

Dill, a plan, a canal - pallid.

Dog-doo. Good God!

Dolce vita, Gen. - negative clod.

Dons retool. Looters nod.

Egad! A base tone denotes a bad age.

Eh, ça va, la vache!

Evade tame mate, Dave.

Evita, Gen.? Negative.
Word-salad

Flee radon. No dare, elf!

Flee to me remote elf.

Gnats stang. 

Gnostic illicit song.

Gnu dung. 

Go forever, O fog.

Hair - a pariah.

Hair, a plain arc - cranial pariah.  (a very bad hair day)

In words drown I.

In word-salad, alas, drown I.

Kind, under-referred - nudnik. (disparaging Yiddish term for an irritating person). 

Lame tale - dame made late, Mal.

Liar trail.

Live not on evil.

Llama - nix in a mall.

Lonely Tylenol.

May a moody baby doom a yam?

Model truth: turtledom.

Nab, rob or ban.

Named is nit inside Man.

Nap not on pan.

Natalie; veil a tan.

The ultimate Palin-drome
Ned rages, "Reverse Garden."

Neil, atone. Not a lien. 

Never odd or even.

Night nets tenth gin.

Nightlife? Filth, gin.

No brace-pins snipe. Carbon.

No brace. Not one carbon.

No dot, Sam - mastodon.

No drapery re 'pardon'.

"No!", e.g. dungeon.

No enema-name - neon.

No era far - eon.

No grade, Ed - argon

No grasp, Alf, on no flaps - argon. 

"No" in uneven union. 

No sin, unison.

No. I save on no evasion.

No. I told Ed, "Lotion"

'No' is sap. Passion!

No. It can assess an action.

No. It is open on one position.

No! It is opera reposition. 

No, it is opposition.

No, it never propagates if I set a gap on prevention.


No! It's a bare-era bastion.

No laser re salon.

No, lass. Tin is sin. It's 'salon'.

No lava! Not on Avalon! 


No lava! Not on Laval! Not on Avalon!

No left felon.

No lemons, no melon.

No levers revel on.

No medal; LA demon.

No 'melon' in 'O lemon'; etc.

No, Miss. It is Simon.

None X-mas, Sam - xenon.

No risks - iron.

No rod-lid dildo, Ron.

No romp, moron.

No. Sì. Operas are poison.

No, same mason.


No scut! Raw war, Tucson.

No sir, prefer prison.

No sir. Penal-lane. Prison.  

No sir, Panama's mood dooms a man - a prison.

No stetson. 

No trace. Not one carton.

No word, no bond, row on.

Not a banana baton.

Not so, Boston.

Not so bad, Ida - Boston.

Not so! Bees see Boston.

Not tube, button.

O! No!

Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.

Party-trap.

Parade: villained denial lived. A rap!

Plan no damn Madonna LP.


Poor Dara has Sahara droop.

Red dates? Apple? -Help, Pa! Set adder!

"Reno, sir. Plan a canal". Prisoner 

Rep uses reverse. Super!

Revelation? No, it a lever.

Revenge beg never.

Revenge? Slap pals, e.g.? Never!

Revocation? No, it a cover.

Rise. Divide, Sir.

Satire; veritas.

Senile felines.

Sis - emesis.

Stella won no wallets.

Step on no pets.

T. Eliot nixes sex in toilet.

Tennis tenet sin-net.

Tim made dire ride, dammit!

Timid? I'm it.

Tip-top pot-pit!

To Idiot:

Ton. Net. Forever. Often. Not.

Toronto got no rot.


Trap all afoot. I, too, fall apart.

Tut-tut!

Wales, oppose law.

Wets dab noses on bad stew.

Won't figs gift now. 

Wontons?  Not now.

Worse: lame females' row.

Yawn a more Roman way.

Yell! avoid area, Mae - Radio Valley.













Thursday, 10 November 2016

SATAN and His Devilish PALINDROMES

WORDPLAY post #12
A list of 80 palindromic phrases and sentences.
EDITOR: Giorgio Coniglio, December, 2016. Contributions are a mix of phrases drawn from standard lists and those concocted by the author.

Please see our sister blog "Giorgio's Ukable Parodies" for the related song, "The Palindromes of Evil". 







SATAN and his DEVILISH PALINDROMES

Ah, Satan sees Natasha.

A Maj., a plat, a fatal pajama.

Amor, a dab. A bad aroma. 

Ate plate, elk cub, ergo ogre, buckle et al. - PETA.

Bats enliven evil nest, Ab.

Bats odd do stab. 

Dammit. I'm mad.

Delivery reviled.

Denial slain, Ed.

Dennis sinned.

Dennis, Madam, sinned.

Dennis and Edna sinned. 

Dennis, Enid and Nadine sinned.

Dennis, Nora, Aaron sinned. 

Dennis, Nell, Edna and Ellen sinned.

Dennis, Nell, Edna, Ada and Ellen sinned. (for Ada you can substitute any other palindromic name, e.g. Anna, Ava, Aviva, Elle, Eve, Hannah, Lil, mad Adam, Otto; also Dad, Mom, Sis, Pop, I).

Dennis, Nell, Edna, Ari, Ira and Ellen sinned.  (for Ari, Ira you can substitute Allen, Nella;  Rima, Amir; Leon, Noel; Nat, Stan; Gert, Reg; Eva, Dave; Nora, Aaron etc).

Dennis's inn: Edna and Ennis sinned.

Dennis's inn: Edna, Eve and Ennis sinned.  etc.

Dennis's tenets? Sin, Ned.

Det. raped, departed.

Devil never even lived.

Dog, as a devil deified lived as a god.

Egad! No bondage!

EPO-dope.

Evil - A sin is alive.

Evil. All its sin is still alive.

Evil axis - six alive. 

Evil did I dwell. Lewd did I live.

Evil olive.

Evil, Olive.

Gnostic illicit song; agnostic illicit song.

Go deliver a dare, vile dog.

Golf? No sir, prefer prison-flog.

Gun-swept pew. Snug!

Hades unused, Ah!

Harass selfless Sarah.

Knife idea, Mae. Die, fink.

Lace dice decide, Cal.

Male rut rote: torture, Lam.

Meet animals. Laminate'em.

Murder for a jar of red rum.

Natasha's eyes. Ah! Satan.

Nightlife - filth, gin.

Night nets tenth gin.

No 'D'. No 'L'. Dwell lewd, London.

No! Evil's deeds live on.

No medal, L.A. demon.

Nod. Rapes reverse pardon.

Nor I, dirge; gridiron.

Pot pit? Tip top.

Rawer burger murders: re drum, re grub, re war.

Red rum, eh? 'Twas I saw the murder.

Regal-lip pillager.

Reviled I did live; evil did I deliver.

Revenge beg never.

Rot-parade: villained denial lived. A raptor.

Satan? I prefer piñatas.

Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!

Six axes - sex-axis.

Splat! icily licit Alps.

Stole lots.

Swan gnaws.
.
Ten animals I slam in a net.

Tennis? No sir! prefer prison sin-net. 

Top lop. Pol Pot.

War-ware. Nip art. Rapine - raw, raw.

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