PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio (registered pseudonym) and Dr. GH, December 2018. Today's verses have been web-published at OEDILF.com, an online humour dictionary that has accumulated 102,000 carefully edited limericks. Thanks are due to OEDILF contributing-editor MikeAq who kindly gave permission to link to one of his lims. Mike, it should be noted has contributed thousands of entries to the dictionary, whereas Giorgio's paltry effort over 3 years has resulted in only two hundred approved verses.
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