MAGICAL PALINDROMES, part B

 A continuation of last month's post on "Magical Palindromes"

Giorgio's List: Magical Palindromes

#31. Spit tops if I slop pals; slap pols if I spot tips.

#32. No left lemon; no-melt felon.

#33. Six at my gym taxes; sex at my gym? Taxis!

#34. No lemon in 'O, lemon'; no melon in 'O, melon'.

#35. Do nine men interpret nine memos? "Some men interpret." Nine

              men, I nod.

#36. No trace - not one carbon. No brace - not one carton.

#37. Oh! Pa's a Sam. Ma's a sapho.

#38. Won't raft-lovers revolt? Act now! Won't cat-lovers revolt? Fart

               now!

#39. No drape re 'boron'. No robe re 'pardon'.

#40. Flex-aware era waxes. Sex-aware era - wax elf!

#41. Megaton - Ottawa gem. Megawatt - O, not a gem.

#42. Girth trim. Mirth - trig.

#43. Senile fume. Emu, felines.

#44. Part bard. Drab trap.

#45. Cain, a motor erotomanioc. Coin a motor erotomaniac.

#46. Set agenda - red negates. Set a gender - ad negates.

#47. Ms: I pair prefer - satire vs. sarcasm; Ms: a crass veritas -refer

          'priapism'. [veritas L. = truth]

#48. Selim, in Eden I'm Ada; Adam, in Eden I'm Iles.

#49. Spoof rut; turf - oops.

#50. Dog doo; good God!

#51. Elope tale. Elate-pole.

#52. E-file taxes. Sex ate life.

#53. Smug guns. Snug gums.

#54. God sees Oprah. Harpo sees dog.

#55. AL legal fees: see 'flagellate' et al. Legal fees: see 'flagella'. [AL = abbreviation for state of Alabama]

#56. No melon, Mahon. No ham, no lemon.

#57. No-melt fig. Gift lemon.

#58. Net foe. Grab barge often.

#57. A dog, a pal, a panama. A man, a pal, a pagoda.

#58. Erupting, I sign it, "Carter". Retracting, I sign it, "Pure". 

#59 No sin-union. "No", in unison.

#60. No sin - U. London. No 'D'; No 'L' - unison. 

#61. Won't lovers re-tilt now? Won't liters revolt now? 

#62. No sin, even if 'No' in unison. No sin union - fine venison.

#63. Sir, a plan, if final -- Panama. A man, a plan, if final -- Paris.

#64. Trace farts. Strafe cart.

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DEFINING OPINIONS, sextet #2

This post represents a continuation of material from our first emanation on this topic, "OEDILFian Celebration: DEFINING OPINIONS", sextet #1 (July 15, 2020). 

previous poetic posts
(sextet#1)
academically, birdlife, boring, crepuscular, cruddy, decompose. 

   

CURRENT CONTENTS (#2):
Diaphoretic

Envision

Expertise

Fester

Hamuli

Haunch

(for continuation, see the link below)

Authors' Note: "Self-assembly" affordable and transportable furniture is the basis of success for Ikea , a successful Swedish marketer. The stability of their sewing tables is remarkable, assuming you can get all the fasteners placed correctly.

Authors' Note: Norm's take on his employability would at some past point be thought to smack of self-aggrandizement or worse, but appears in our day to have been normalized.

Authors' Note:

hamulus: (Latin) a little hook, plural = hamuli, with biologic implications discussed at OEDILF in a verse by Snowy Owl. Also, the hamate bone of the human wrist, bearing a prominent hook-like extension is a relatively frequent site of human fractures, as in a verse by your blogging team (see link below).

Remus: one of Rome's mythological founding twin infants, most often pronounced in anglo-Latin as REE-mus, but here, invoking more classic Latin, as RAY-mus.

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Smutty wit: HUMORISTS' SCURRILOUS TALK

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Author' Note: In our effort to avoid the use of scurrilous terms, e.g. "bird-turd" and "crab-turd", we have concocted the edifying verses "Bird Dropping" and "Crab Sediment".

 

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