FEB 10: neoplastic verse: ONCOLOGY

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AND, HERE'S A LIST OF LINKS to collections of intriguing verses on other medical/dental topics that can now be found on various posts including:

Patients and their Maladies (parts #1, #2 and #3)

The Bottom Line of Medical Humour

Funny Bones (parts #1 and #2)
Doctors and their Practices (part #1 and #2)

To Clot or Not to Clot

The Scopes of Modern Medicine

Handbook of Medical Testing Statistics

Organic Brain Poetry

Pandemic Verses

Poetry of Healthcare

STD Poetry

Diagnostic Imaging (selected topics)

Toxic Vignettes

Sleek Greek Prefixes

Ecto-Parasites

Oncology

Dental Feelings

and in 'brief sagas' including:

Drug Development

Radiation Exposure

Methylated Spirits

The Gastro-Esophageal Junction

Workplace Pollution

Food Intolerance

Fluoridation

Metabolic Delirium

Alcohol and Beriberi

Another Angle: POETS' CORNER #3

Here are 5 more cogent poems on this topic, a continuation of 'Poets' Corner #1' (July 2021, 6 poems), and 'Poets' Corner #2' (October 2022, 5 poems) ...

WITZ' END

I'm upset, at the end of my wits,

'Cause my blogposts no  longer get hits. 

Fans and fam liked my stuff,

But they've now had enough.

My new role? A sole twit -- that shoe fits.

Dr G.H. and Giorgio Coniglio, 2022

Incidental Photo:

a snowy egret, fishing near the old bridge

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Grandpa Greg's Advanced Grammar: NEOLOGISMS (personal)

Other personal neologisms highlighted as the subject of verses on Giorgio's blogs: 

pelicatessen

DOGgraphy

And, playing a supporting role: high-nasty, pelfless, and critiquery

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GUIDE to the CINEMA

 

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Grandpa Greg's Advanced Grammar: (re)DUPLICATIONS

 

HANKY-PANKY

Prof's "Language as Music" orations

Delved deep into (re)duplications

(A repeated morph word)—

He revealed he preferred

Hanky-panky to grads' dissertations.

Dr G.H. and Giorgio Coniglio, 2022    OEDILF #112825

Authors' Note: Reduplications as they are best known, sometimes also called duplications, are language forms (morphs), usually for nouns, in which an element of the word is repeated with little or no change; they figure prominently among the most musical elements in English and in other languages. To this author, the more commonly used term seems redundant. Many other examples begin with the letter 'h', e.g. harum-scarum, helter-skelter, higgeldy-piggeldy, hillbilly, and hubba-hubba.

HILLBILLIES 

Rednecks, okies and hicks are contented

(City slickers, out here, seem demented);

Sighed the rube, "Not unpleasant

To be classed as a peasant.

Them's a hillbilly's buddies presented!

Dr G.H. and Giorgio Coniglio, 2022

Authors' Note:  It sure warn't easy to pack the whole bunch of neighbors and pals into a single verse. I had to, with the greatest regret, leave out bumpkins, crackers, chawbacons, clodhoppers, hayseeds and yokels. I'll include 'em next time! 

HARUM-SCARUM

Facing foolhardy, wild degradation?

Harum-scarum's a grand duplication,

Meaning reckless or rash,

Thoughtless, slaphappy, brash,

As when madcaps trash organization.

Dr G.H. and Giorgio Coniglio, 2022

HELTER-SKELTER

Peccadilloes, full tilt, in a welter,

From such turmoil, pell-mell, you'll need shelter!

Hit-or-miss, disarray —

For more order you'll pray,

And you'll land on this word: helter-skelter.

Dr G.H. and Giorgio Coniglio, 2022 

HIGGLEDY-PIGGLEDY

A higgledy-piggledy source

Gave financial advice to a horse,

Whose investments, unstable,

Fell under the table —

Now he's filled with unbridled remorse.

Dr G.H. and Giorgio Coniglio, 2022 

Authors' Note: 

Higgledy-piggledy is yet another (re)duplication relating to disorder and impetuousness whose meaning overlaps with helter-skelter, and harum-scarum.