Anthropomorphic and Human BAR-FAUNA

CURRENT CONTENTS

Ark's bar

Gary the gator

Hamlet's ghostly dream

Lack of enlightenment

Lizards' lair

Medical watering hole

Monster-bar

Mule 

Sober October

Underground bar

Authors' Note:  

barista: Italian for bartender at an establishment serving either coffee-based drinks or alcholic beverages.

The story of the primal flood and Noah's Ark provides some opportunity for speculation, as here. What space for care and facilities for recreation were provided for the animals fortunate enough to be selected to board and avoid the environmental destruction that otherwise awaited them? These passengers were slated to become the basis for repopulation of the planet after the floodwaters receded. (One might also ask about the facilities for the animal husbandry crew, but that's another question.) Previous authors seem to have given little thought to these issues. 

The authors, on occasion, visit a waterside watering-hole, known as "Art's Bar", whose name, transmogrified, gave birth to the current fantasy.  

Authors' Note: 

dietary: (DYE-eh-t'ree, as here, or DYE-uh-tay-ree): a hospital department best known for producing meal trays to be distributed to in-patients.

 This verse is dedicated to the proposition that bars located near hospitals may be viewing-places of partiular interest. And yes! Dr. Korn is likely the medical centre's sole specialist-practitioner in his area of interest.

Authors' Note: 

This verse is a spinoff from a close cousin dealing with seasonal underage drinking on the Canadian prairies published at OEDILF; click HERE.

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