Sunday, 10 November 2024

NOV 10 '24: The Impossible Dream: CAPTAIN R's RHOTIC MISSION


CURRENT CONTENTS 

Quixotic Dream
Non-rhotic vs Rhotic Speech 
Rhotic-Poet School
Intrusive Rs

 

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Authors' Note: "Captain R" is a muse who appears episodically in the ' dreams of certain Canadian poets. R. is the authors' abbreviation for rhotic (ROA-tik) dialects in English, i.e. those that honour R-sounds as they are written. The Captain, who clearly has been influenced by the nearby letter "q" as in Don Quixote, and wears a tight-fitting shirt emblazoned with a large "R", has inspired a quest that culminated in the other verses in this collection. 

Quixotic, BTW, is used to describe ideas and actions that are foolishly impractical and romantic.














poetry lyrics:/ Rhotic advocates honour all Rses./ They pronounce every bit
 if it parses./ Orphaned Rs they revere -- / Part of art they hold dear,/
 Clearly heard in their verse and their farces. 













Authors' NoteThe above verse represents a companion piece to the previous  one, rhotic-poet school  ('articulate' as it originally appeared on OEDILF; the author is pleased to declare that both submissions can be read with either a rhotic or non-rhotic accent.

Readers who find use of the word "rhoticity" pedantic, are advised to substitute "rotisserie".








Authors' Note:

otic: pertaining to the ear, or to hearing, as in the medical specialty oto-laryngology (ENT)

The author is pleased to explain that this verse can be read with either a rhotic or non-rhotic accent. In fact, it is highly recommended that each reader try to recite it aloud both ways.

Poor, sure, more is a trio of words often used for rhyming in poetic or song-lyric lines (a random example: I'd like to ensure / That our love will bring more). Non-rhotic speakers apparently find that these words rhyme as indicated in the phonetic renderings pawshawmaw. To rhotic ears, however, the partial rhyming of 'sure' and 'more' sounds as amateurish as pairing 'time' and 'fine'.

With occasional exceptions, native-born and -schooled Canadians using English are rhotic speakers, their Rs being fully sounded, even after vowels. However, we have welcomed to our shores large numbers of immigrants from around the globe who have brought their non-rhotic dialects. Their speech pattern is rendered roughly by changing all the relevant Rs to Hs, e.g. 'hard' == > 'hahd'; 'exhort == > 'exhoht'

Apparently, expert linguists have established that English was spoken only rhotically until the time of Shakespeare. In the 17th and 18th centuries, the use of non-rhotic speech, with the loss of 'post-vocalic R', spread until it became the dominant speech pattern in most of England, the Atlantic seaboard of the United States, Australia and several other English colonies.



Authors' Note:

celler (CHEH-ler): a large stringed instrument, imaginatively pronounced with an intrusive R; often accompanied by the pianeR, and, in the orchestreR, by the violeR, oboeR, tubeR, and piccoleR

Readers may have to stretch their credulity to accept that a ring of thieves would bring large musical instruments like cellos, stolen elsewhere, to be dumped on the UK market.

British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher was satirized in the press as "Laura Norder" as she often reiterated the mantra "Law and Order", voiced with an intrusive R, as law-R an' order. This element of speech, frequently used by non-rhotic speakers of British and of southern hemisphere English, is likely the most common form of epenthesis, the adding of unrelated letters to ease pronunciation. Americans are not immune to this linguistic peculiarity, as witnessed by the 1950s books and movie about the Texan boy-and-his-dog "Old Yeller".
Canadians look on, puzzled.


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Authors' Note:

celler (CHEH-ler): a large stringed instrument, imaginatively pronounced with an intrusive R; often accompanied by the pianeR, and, in the orchestreR, by the violeR, oboeR, tubeR, and piccoleR

Readers may have to stretch their credulity to accept that a ring of thieves would bring large musical instruments like cellos, stolen elsewhere, to be dumped on the UK market.

British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher was satirized in the press as "Laura Norder" as she often reiterated the mantra "Law and Order", voiced with an intrusive R, as law-R an' order. This element of speech, frequently used by non-rhotic speakers of British and of southern hemisphere English, is likely the most common form of epenthesis, the adding of unrelated letters to ease pronunciation. Americans are not immune to this linguistic peculiarity, as witnessed by the 1950s books and movie about the Texan boy-and-his-dog "Old Yeller".
Canadians look on, puzzled.


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Tuesday, 5 November 2024

NOV 5 '24: "A VERY STABLE GENIUS": poetic tribute and more funky anagrams


A follow-up to material posted originally on "Daily Illustrated Nonsense", with the original list of almost 100 anagrams summarized initially HERE. Additional funky anagrams sorted by topic were subsequently posted HERE. And what you have here today is the final emanation ...


First, a few reminders:

BACKGROUND INFORMATION: An important book describing the administration of the White House under the forty-fifth President  was released for publication. The book, entitled "A Very Stable Genius", is the result of extensive reporting by two Pulitzer-prize winning journalists. The phrase used for the title derives from a description by the President himself, estimating his own mental abilities.

ANAGRAMS are phrases composed by rearrangement of the 17 letters of the original.
In this case, the 17 letters of each new phrase must include:


     E E E
     A A 
     S S
     V R Y T B L G N I U. 
  
  The meaning of the resultant new phrases are, not surprisingly, sometimes in keeping with the tone suggested by the original title, but are often directly in opposition, and may even fly off and explore new tangents. They are best imagined, in this case, as further utterances by the book’s protagonist, as asides by the authors, or as comments by startled readers. 
 The editors have concocted innumerable possibilities, and selected almost 100 of the most intriguing anagrams for your enjoyment. Our experience suggests that the phrase “A VERY STABLE GENIUS” is a unique mother-lode for such wordplay; there are thousands of results, but most defy logical interpretation.
In the follow-up post, we added to the list more than 100 additional funky anagrams, all involving the same combination of letters as the original book title. And with the present effort, we give our final gasp to this endeavour (after displaying a total of 300 or so anagrammatic variations)!


And now, our poetic tribute:





















Finally, our ultimate anagrammatic emanations on this topic:
















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Sunday, 20 October 2024

TARGETED PALINDROMES E to H (the showcase continues)








Editors' Note: Fans of palindromes might note that a lengthy series of posts entitled "Submitted Palindromes" has disappeared from this blog. They might be delighted to disover that this change is only administrative -- the 'missing' blogposts, 59 in all, have been transferred to "Daily Illustrated Nonsense", and can be found HERE.


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Thursday, 10 October 2024

OCT 10 '24, True-and-Faux photos: PORTRAITS of COUPLES, #5



prior posts (1st group)
Introduction 
domestic turkeys
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Adam and Eve
armadillos
Aurora and Cephalus
basset hounds
black swans
black-crowned night herons
black-necked swans 
broad-headed skinks
bros 
prior posts - (2nd group)
Canada geese
chickens
dogpark figures
domestic geese 1(Paris) 
domestic geese 2(Toronto) 
emus
family - Canada geese
feral domestic ducks 
frogs 
prior posts - (3rd group)
gemsboks
g(i)roomed dogs
goats
gorillas 
gulls (European herring)
Harris hawks
hippos 
horses 
house finches 
prior posts - (4th group)
llamas 
loons 
mallard ducks
mounted police
mute swans
pelicans 
pigeons 
pigs
sanderlings 

CURRENT CONTENTS
sheep 
skeletal personalities
toucans 
trumpeter swans
turtles (red sliders)  
white ibis 
wild turkeys
wood ducks 













Authors' Note:  The above slide, displaying two male domestic turkeys in the state of Connecticut, honors the LGBT community. The other couples portrayed here are heterosexual, as far as the editors can determine.




Editors' Note (on behalf of True-and-Faux Photos): For now, this post concludes our folio of photos of couples. We hope that you have enjoyed it, and will set up a photo-shoot so that we can help you to honor your life-partnership. In the meanwhile, you might consider whether a new technical twist,  background-subtracted rendering might be appropriate for your needs. 


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Saturday, 5 October 2024

OCT 5 '24 American Satire: PROLONGATION #3

previous posted poems (prolongation #1)
archival
classified (Espionage Act)
criminal lying
crasscracy
deceit, social
defunding the FBI
deserved (schadenfreude)
distortion
previous posted poems (prolongation #2)
electoral count
FBIer
felony
gov by dopes
grift
hokum (election denial)
home schooling
CURRENT CONTENTS: (prolongation #3)
Honest Truth
Legal precedence
MAGAciousness
National pique
Obstruction of justice
Special master
Stupidest coup
Taking the Fifth
Unhinged
Voting from abroad


Author's Note: In 2023, the US was looking forward to televized trials of certain national figures. Television cameras are not allowed in trials in the federal system, and one has to rely on the renderings by artists; certain states, e.g. Georgia, do allow the transmission from the courtroom; currently, an important process related to the overturning of state election laws is pending. One hopes that, in that circumstance, each member of the public can easily cut through the veneer of righteousness conveyed by persons whose careers have been built on longstanding deception.


Authors' Note: The 'Mitt' in the above verse is  allegorical, unrelated to any real current person or long-serving Republican US senator.








Authors' Note: The reasons are not clear, but in Canada, compared to the US, a much smaller proportion of place-names are copies of names used geographically in the 'Old World'. The same also seems to be true for Australia and New Zealand. Just saying.


Folly Beach (name derived from an old English word for dense vegetation) is a seaside resort suburb of Charleston, South Carolina.

In the US, any proposed name-change would have to be reviewed by protocols of the Board of Geographic Names.

Mount Denali, at 6190m (20,310 feet), the loftiest peak in the United States, is discussed by the prodigious limericist SheilaB on the OEDILF website.
And, just in case you wanted to know for comparison, the loftiest peak in Canada is Mount Logan, at 5960m (19,550 feet).       

And for more views by Canadians on current related issues, poems in the series "Stand on Guard" can be viewed HERE.



Author's Note
A.G.: Attorney Generala political appointee heading the US Department of Justice   
prezcasual term for president, used in lightweight discussion of the American political situation
Forty-Five: a sequential numbering system is used in the United States for successive holders of the elected office of President; we are currently on number Forty-Six (Joe Biden)
capo: 'head', or 'boss' in Italian, frequently used in connection with the Cosa Nostra (Mafia)












 



Readers who desire more of this tomfoolery might proceed to our collection  "American satire: cabinet confirmation" by clicking HERE.







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