Since 2016 Giorgio Coniglio, registered pseudonym and editor-in-chief, has been bundling collections of POETRY, WORDPLAY and PHOTOGRAPHY, seasoned with humour and parody, with the sole aim of entertaining YOU with presentations at the rate of 5x per month. The related blog "DAILY ILLUSTRATED NONSENSE" sends out items from these collections in somewhat random order one-at-a-time.
Monday 25 October 2021
Wednesday 20 October 2021
OCT 20 (2021), BEYOND CANALS: More Magical Palindromes
With all this mental energy focusing backwards and forwards on palindromes, it has been hard to avoid the subject of canals. A project close to our hearts was to take the standard palindromes about canals, (e.g. the well-known, A man a plan, a canal, Panama), and extend the adulation to a series of other canal sites.
- MAGICAL CANAL VERSES and PALINDROMES: the application of the magical palindrome construct to wordplay of geographic interest, specifically dealing with artificial waterways. Paris, Riga and Toronto (a surrogate for the Trent-Severn waterway) are honored here in both verse and wordplay.
The aim of the current blogpost is to extend these concepts beyond the constraint imposed by canal themes to more general world destinations; however the meticulous reader might notice the persistence of some elements of our canal hangup. And if you need help with the concept of magical palindromes, see the slide at the bottom of the post; it shows simple examples of magical palindromes which are unrelated to the geographical theme.
A man, a potato - Paris. Sir, a potato - Panama.
A cakery - Napa. A pan - Yreka CA.
A 'garden folly' at Chateau de Bagatelle, Paris, France |
A man, a plan, if final - pagoda. A dog, a plan, if final - Panama.
Dr. of tarts - Oxford. Dr. of 'X' - O, Stratford!
A man, a plan, if final, Pat - Paros. So rapt a plan, if final - Panama.
No 'D'; no 'L' - Boston. Not (sob!) - London.
A man, a plan, if final, Pa - Lagos. So, gal! A plan, if final - Panama.
A rep. of Omaha. A ham of opera.
A man, a plan, if final, Pa - Niagara F. Far again, a plan, if final - Panama.
A girl, a panama. A man, a pal - Riga.
Wonders in Italy - Latin is asset. Tessa's in Italy - Latin is red now.
A pan, a dog, a pal - LA. Pagoda - Napa.
A man, a pâté , feta, Parma ham. Rap! Ate feta - Panama.
Zeus pees on a Toyota. A Toyota? No seep - Suez.
A dog, a paw, a pan, a panama. A man, a pan, a paw, a pagoda.
A man, a plan, if final - Pristina. A nit, sir; plan if final - Panama.
If I mouse - Canada CA. A cad, an ace - Suomi FI.
A girl, a Pa - Mar-a-lago. O gal, a ram, a pal - Riga.
No 'D'; no 'L' - onion. No 'I'? - No London.
Readers who are particularly interested in musical wordplay might also enjoy a fantastical discussion on the development of this famous palindrome by Leigh Mercer, in this blogpost of our lyrics blog (SILLY SONGS and SATIRE) ...
"Leigh Mercer's Palindrome Workshop" .
Friday 15 October 2021
Poems for Hallowe'en: GRUESOME VERSE
By halves (autophagia)
Authors' Note: Goose bumps or goose pimples are a common transient physiological change produced by stimulation of the skin's small and widely distributed arrector pili, tiny muscles at the base of each hair follicle. Their appearance may be provoked by physical conditions (such as a cold environment) or emotional factors, including embarassment, a sexual turn-on, or fear. The latter, accompanied by profound anxiety (the heebie-jeebies), and "hair standing on end" (piloerection or horripilation) is a reaction scaled down from that found in the animal kingdom, e.g. porcupines throwing their quills to put off predators.
Heebie-jeebies is gramatically another of those appealing (re) duplications, like helter-skelter and hocus-pocus, and represents a topic appropriate for discussion on Hallowe'en.
Sunday 10 October 2021
Breaking News: FUNNY BONES, fragment #1 (upper limb fractures)
Background reading: "The Orthopedic Surgeon".
Tuesday 5 October 2021
Rumination, reminiscence and ruination: STD-POETRY
STDs (sexually transmitted diseases)