SATIRE COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio and Dr. GH, September 2018 (original posting February 2019). This group of terse verses has also been published at OEDILF.com.
Click here to review an earlier poetic collection by Giorgio --Limericks about Doctors and Patients (post #148, December 2018).
SONGLINK: For those readers who like poetry set to music: You can find lots of singable limerick-medleys, and other singable oddities on our sister blog "SILLY SONGS and SATIRE", such as this recent post. See the bottom of this page for hotlinks to songs about medical issues.
Further verses: anosmia, bee stings, claudicant.