Variant Verses: SPOOFS on the ICONIC NANTUCKET LIMERICKS

Authors' Note:

Bay Stater: current official designation for a resident of the US state of Massachusetts   

Editor's Warning: You have to provide proof that you are more than 12 years in age to read the following two verses.

moose may be found at U. of T.
(the University of Toronto),
but not on Vancouver Island

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