) DEC 25 (2023) singable satire: 'AULD LANG'S SINE'

 

 PARODY-LYRICS, Echoes of what we sang on New Years Eve (Hogmanay to the Scots)

MUSICAL UNDERPINNINGS: "Auld Lang Syne", by Robert Burns, 1788.

PARODY COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, January, 2015.

EXPLANATORY NOTES: Robert Burns, born 1759, became Scotland’s ‘national poet’, and a cultural icon at home and among Scottish diaspora around the world. In his short life - he died at age 37 -  he wrote hundreds of well-loved poems and songs; the most famous is Auld Lang Syne, traditionally sung on Hogmanay (New Year's Eve). Robbie Burns Day is celebrated on his birthday, January 25, often with a Burns Night supper. 

Burns' best-loved poems include "To a Mouse", "To a Louse", "Tam o' Shanter", "Parcel o' Rogues", and "Address to a Haggis".

WORDPLAY LINK: A somewhat different version on the Simon Lang story, with a more modern take, has been twisted into limerick verse, and can be seen HERE.

PARODY-SONGLINK: To find ukulele and guitar chord-charts to help you accompany "AULD LANG'S SINE", a song about the origins of trigonometry, on your favorite instrument, click HERE.

AULD LANG’S SINE

(to the tune of "Auld Lang Syne")

A clever Scot, Auld Simon Lang

Rests in a box o’ pine;

His contributions near-forgot -

‘E invented Auld Lang’s Sine.

Dreamed up the trig’s sine function, 

And its coz’n bright an’ fine;

[One minus (Lang’s-Sine)squared], my dear,

Its square-root – Auld Lang’s Cosine.

And though his mind did grow less clear,   

His concept’s been refined –

One o’er t’other – Tangent, dear

All derived frae Auld Lang’s Sine.

And at the end, his sight grown dim

Ideas still implant –

Turned on its head, Auld Lang’s Cosine,

We know as Auld Lang’s Secant.

His final word, “Cotangent”,

Then his soul was carried up;

So kindly pass the pi', my dear,

And to Lang we’ll drink a cup.

For Simon's radiant angles,
Bright his ratios still shine!
O' Trig we'd all be mindless were

It nae for Auld Lang's Sine. 

Related Palindromes

T. set stats test.

Crazy Z-arc.

I-pen is rotator: sine pi.

American wordplay map with versification: C-O-N-S-T-I-T-U-T-I-O-N-A-L

 

Author's Note: As sometimes happens, until corrected by some callers-in, I inadvertently left out a few relevant locales. So, apologies to the residents of Tunisian Loot and Alto Unionist CT, Stout Coaltin and U.S. Cottontail IN, Antisnout Cot IL, and Locust Tot Inn IA.

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DEC 15, 2023: Poems about Avian Life: BIRDLORE, nesting #2 [6]

   This post is a continuation of a collection of verses about 'LANDBIRDS', as posted on this blog on December 15, 2022 (nesting#1). 

previous poetic posts

(nesting #1): American goldfinches, birdfeeder (squirrel-proof), bird droppings,  boat-tailed grackles, California scrub-jays, cattle egrets.

CURRENT CONTENTS (nesting #2):

Cedar waxwings

Dawn chorus

Desnooding

Eagles and eaglets

Eastern towhees

House finches

Authors' Note: 

 mohel (mo-HAYL, a more Hebraic pronunciation), or

 moyel (MOY-uhl, more Yiddish-influenced)   

 The current verse can be read employing either pronunciation.

poetry lyrics:/ Your Atlantic-coast backyard seed feeder:/ For visits, this bird
 is the leader./ On its perches, in bunches,/ This perky guy munches -- /
 The house finch, a furious breeder.  this verse has been approved at OEDILF, #131387     

Authors' Note: The gregarious house finch, Haemorhous mexicanus,  originally an inhabitant of the western US and Mexico, was introduced into Long Island, New York, in 1940. Although the female is not showy, the male is distinguished by the rosy red coloration of its face, neck and upper breast areas. The species quickly spread across the eastern US and southern parts of Canada. A strict vegetarian, this bird is now the most common visitor to feeders in many parts of its current range.

 This verse has been approved at OEDILF, #131387

For more titillating pics of the house finch at our feeder, click HERE.

Please bear in mind that these accumulations only represent a portion of our outpourings aimed at bird-watchers and -lovers. You can view an even more extensive collection concerning WATERFOWL by following the links at the end of this post. 

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Authors' Note: The gregarious house finch, Haemorhous mexicanus,  originally an inhabitant of the western US and Mexico, was introduced into Long Island, New York, in 1940. Although the female is not showy, the male is distinguished by the rosy red coloration of its face, neck and upper breast areas. The species quickly spread across the eastern US and southern parts of Canada. A strict vegetarian, this species is now the most common visitor to birdfeeders in many parts of its current range.

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DEC 10, 2023: Nonsense about NUMBERS and COUNTING, first set [6]

SATIRE COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio (registered pseudonym) and Dr. G.H. have prioritized wordplay on this blog since its inception in 2016. 
  Today's verses have also been published at OEDILF.com
(Omnificent English Dictionary in Limerick Form), an online humor dictionary website that has accumulated over 120,000 limericks, including over 900 that we have submitted (to date, i.e. December 2024, 820 have been finally published following their customary rigorous editing process). The OEDILFian code number for the completed submission is indicated at the bottom of each of our slides. 

CURRENT CONTENTS: (Dec 10, 2023)

Zero

Unity

Twins

Duals

Trio

Quartet 

pas-de-deux,
National Ballet of Canada
Harbourfront Centre, Toronto,
August 2022

bossa nova trio,
Yorkville Village parkette, Toronto,
August, 2022

string quartet,
Dundas Square, Toronto,
June 2022

MORE VERSES ON THIS TOPIC

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DEC 5, 2023: Poems about canoeing, REVERSE STROKES [6]

 This post is a continuation of the collection of poems about canoeing'REPTILES as displayed on this blog December 5, 2023.

 (Note that captions are available for versions of the poems displayed on "Daily Illustrated Nonsense" since January 2024).

SATIRE COMPOSED: Giorgio Coniglio, August 2018.

 Today's verses, along with their accompanying notes, have been published at OEDILF.com, the online humour dictionary. At the bottom of each slide, the identification number is given for each published dictionary entry.
SONGLINKS: The underlying concepts for some of these verses had been adapted as parody-lyrics and set to the music of an ABBA tune in 2013. See the blogpost "Canoe, Canoe, Canoe, Canoe, Canoe" on our lyrics blog "SILLY SONGS and SATIRE". The lines set out in the verses below evolved into a second nostalgic song about canoeing, which can be viewed here.

PHOTOS: Unless otherwise noted (by pale blue acknowledgment plaques), embedded photographs were taken with and transferred from Giorgio's cellphone. Following submission of the poems to OEDILF, the slides collages we present here were formatted using Powerpoint software on a vintage 2000-era PC computer. OEDILF has no involvement in the pictorial portion of this presentation. 

photo kindly provided by JJH

CURRENT CONTENTS (#1)
Canoeing (J-stroke)

'Canadian' refined

Canoe trip

Algonquin Provincial Park

Canoeing lesson

Fauci, canine canoeist

If you are 12 or over, you can check out this verse on the later blogpost "Faintly Obscene Limericks". 

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From the Archives: An Illustrated E-Mail about Urban Portaging, 2017

GxxHxxxxx <gxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>@gmail.com>	Nov 13, 2016, 7:50 PM
to Mike, Josh, Paul, Dr, Alec, Art, Marna, Eric

I encountered this on my late afternoon cycle-ride through trendy Rosedale on a rainy autumn afternoon. In its second year, this festival, I found out, brings together people portaging canoes across a 17 km ancient aboriginal trail between the Humber and Don watersheds. At this point, the portagers had just crossed the Mt Pleasant Expressway.

  

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