Friday, 10 January 2025

Syncopated Verses about CARDIAC ARRHYTHMIAS


CURRENT CONTENTS:
Atrial fibrillation
Atrial flutter
Heart block
Holter monitor
Torsade de pointes
Author's atrial arrhythmia
Sinus (normal) heart beats

verse by the author, originally posted at OEDILF.com, about the common arrhythmia atrial fibrillation, known in medical jargon as “a-fib”

Author’s Note: Atrial fib, also abbreviated to a-fib is medical jargon for atrial fibrillation, a common arrhythmia (abnormal pattern of beating) derived from disease of the atria, the upper cardiac chambers. Definable causes for a-fib include various heart and lung conditions, particularly valvular heart disease, but half of cases occur spontaneously, particularly in the elderly. Although relatively benign compared to ventricular arrhythmias, a-fib may be associated with the formation of potentially mobile blood-clots in the atria of the heart, leading to increased risk of brain stroke.

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verse by the author, posted on his blog “Daily Illustrated Nonsense”, about “atrial flutter”; embedded photo, courtesy of unsplash, shows the characteristic “sawtooth” pattern of atrial P-waves, best seen when the ventricular rate is controlled

Author’s Note: Diagnosis and treatment of arrhythmias, as discussed here, is the field of endeavour of a subgroup of cardiologists (sometimes thought of, by the author as “the rhythm band”). Atrial flutter, a not-uncommon problem, is diagnosed by a regular pattern on the electrocardiogram. One sees P-waves (atrial complexes) at a rate of 300 per minute on the cardiogram, with relative block at the atrio-ventricular node resulting in a rapid but regular ventricular rate, and peripheral pulse rate often about 150 beats per minute. Symptoms include chest sensation of palpitations and general weakness. Atrial flutter is not routinely associated with coronary artery disease.

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verse by the author as posted on his personal blog “Daily Illustrated Nonsense”, about “heart-block”, a common rhythm problem for which placement of a permanent cardiac pacemaker may be curative

Author’s Note: The bundle of His (pronounced HISS), as it is best known, is an important part of the heart’s electrical conduction system, described by anatomist Dr. Wilhem His Jr. (1864–1934). Abnormal function of this tissue is a major cause of heart block.

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verse by the author, originally posted on his personal blog, about the cardiologic diagnostic tool “Holter monitor”; in the case shown in the embedded photos, 10 days of monitoring, during which the author/patient remained free of unusual sensations, revealed no evidence of arrhythmia (abnormal rhythm)

Author’s Note: Although cardiac arrhythmias, either too fast (tachycardia) or too slow (bradycardia), may be life-threatening, they are hard to pin down as they oftentimes are initially transient. Episodes are not necessarily intensely symptomatic, and most often occur outside the doctor’s office. The Holter monitor, a type of portable electrocardiogram, allows the continuous collection of a patient’s cardiac rhythm for a period of at least a day with the patient’s concurrent recording of possible related symptoms, and subsequent timely software-enhanced diagnostic interpretation of the recorded tracings.

The Holter monitor, embodying concepts conceived during investigation of radio telemetry by experimental physicists including Norman J. Holter, was released for medical application in 1962.

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verse by the author, originally posted at OEDILF.com, about a nasty type of “ventricular arrhythmia” ( a disorder of heart rhythm originating in the ventricles or lower cardiac chambers)

Author’s Note: Torsade de pointes (tor-sad duh PWAnT) or twisting of the peaks, named in 1966 by its French discoverer, is an abnormal pattern seen on the ECG, characterized by ‘twisting’ or cycling of the height of the ventricular ‘QRS’ complexes, and is often associated with inherited or acquired factors that inappropriately widen the ‘Q-T’ interval on the tracing. This unusual pattern of individual beat complexes is associated with nasty ventricular arrhythmias (beat irregularity) and sudden death. If you are lucky, you have survived the initial episode and have correctable factors (e.g. electrolyte disorders, certain pharmaceuticals, etc.).

Flying straight is a casual metaphor associated with performing expected or routine function.

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verse concocted by the author, and embedded photo in relation to his experience of a few days ago; with a diagnosis of intermittent atrial fibrillation, he is now treated with an oral anticogulant and oral beta-blockers

Author’s NoteThis is a true account of a medical encounter in which the author recently participated. Atrial fibrillation, although often a persistent condition, may be an intermittent phenomenon experienced by a patient. Usually such persons, when their pulse is regular and normal in frequency will have no symptoms and no abnormalities of the cardiac complexes on their ECG. Also, for part of the time they are subject to irregularities in heart-rate and rhythm, there will not be definite symptoms. Holter monitoring, now technically possible for periods of several weeks, may be useful in uncovering these subtle episodes, particularly those occurring during sleep or distracting activities. Nonetheless, even intermittent atrial fibrillation subjects the patient to an increased risk of cerebral stroke and to the physical dangers induced by the weakness and dizziness that may accompany significant tachycardia.

In the author’s case, his history, extending over a decade, of brief and infrequent episodes of transiently irregular pulse-rate, had finally been clarified by ECG recordings. The embedded photo in the final verse confirmed the finding of intermittent atrial fibrillation. In the most recent episode, the pattern persisted for most a day, with ventricular rate persisting at over 130 beats per minute, verified by hours of monitoring in the Emergency Room. But the pattern reverted to “sinus rhythm” spontaneously, just as he was about to be pharmacologically treated for ventricular rate-control.

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verse concocted by the author to explain and exemplify the confusing medical jargon ” sinus rhythm” for an ECG tracing that displays a normal heart rate; the embedded photo show a portion of a normal 12-lead tracing obtained from the same subject as on the previous slide

Author’s Note: The sino-atrial node is a small focus of specialized cardiac tissue situated in the right atrium near the entry of the vena cava. It has auto-excitatory properties, initiating electrical impulses that travel through the atria. In humans at rest, the baseline rate averages 50 to 80 per minute, but is influenced by its nerve supply from the autonomic nervous system, e.g. during exercise. In the absence of disease, the rate is presumed to be controlled by this intrinsic “pacemaker of the heart”, hence the jargony term “sinus rhythm”. The sino-atrial node, you might note, has nothing to do with China.

To clarify another area of linguistic confusion, here’s the lowdown on names for some cardiology tests that you might hear — used by your arhythmia consultant or their residents (trainees).

ECG (electrocardiogram): the commonly used term internationally to describe the standardized tracing of electrical activity based on 12 surface (i.e. skin) leads. And the exercise ECG is usually termed a “stress test”.

EKG (elektrokardiogramm, in German): exactly the same test as above, but the original German name seems to have gotten stuck there, and is still used predominantly in the USA (Go figure!)

“echo” (echocardiogram): video images of the heart obtained with ultrasound. A newer test compared to the ECG, it never had an initialism etablished (if you try to use EHG, you won’t be understood!) Also, if this one’s done with exercise stimulation, it’s called a “stress Echo”.




Sunday, 5 January 2025

Spineless Verse: OTHER INVERTEBRATES


Re Arthropods (invertebrates)

We had hived off verses about INSECTS, the most prevalent spineless creatures, and that poetic endeavour is gathered in separate blogposts that you can get into HERESo, follow the links, and enjoy. 

But there were lots of leftover interactions with various other groups of arthropods that you can read about in today's post. As usual, the illustrative photos were taken, unless otherwise specified, on Giorgio's i-phone-7 camera. The verses and supportive notes are derived from poems submitted to and edited on the collaborative humour-dictionary site, OEDILF (the Omnificent English Dictionary in Limerick Form). 


CURRENT CONTENTS:
Centipedes
California mussels
Dew worms
Gastropods (slugs and snails)
Chelipods
Ghost crabs













 























RELATED VERSE:


Authors' Note: Intestinal parasites belonging to the phylum Nematoda are transmitted primarily through contaminated soil; they include members of these worm-families that produce systemic human disease: roundworms, whipworms, hookworms. A related group, the threadworms, cause disease primarily among pets.

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Sunday, 15 December 2024

American Satire: CABINET CONFIRMATION


CURRENT CONTENTS
a. Director of D.O.G.E. Trade Sheriff?
b. Attorney-General
c. Secretary of Defense
d. Secretary of Health and Human Services
e. FBI Director
f. Director of National Intelligence
g. Director of OMB (Office of Management and Budget)
h. Secretary of Education




 Authors' Note: The particular nominee we had in mind is discussed at Wikipedia HEREhe had no role in government until the ad hoc formation of the Department of Government Efficiency.
Embargos so grab me is found in most lists of classic palindromes. A newer entry, Elon, olé !, is suggested, but unfortunately could not be worked into the above verse.




Authors' Note: The particular nominee we had in mind is discussed on Wikipedia HERE.

The Feed-At-The-Trough Law is a 'rule' of natural law, by which those routinely rewarded have boundless will to please those who feed them; in the political arena, it would normally account for the approval of almost any nominee, but in this case, even that line was crossed.

The detailed story of a flawed appointee for leadership of the US Department of Justice (DOJ), i.e. the Attorney General, is presented at OEDILF here.




Authors' Note: The particular nominee we had in mind is discussed at Wikipedia HERE.




 Authors' Note: The particular nominee we had in mind is discussed HERE.

Sure! Despite the current emphasis on 'efficiency', let's review yet again whether the long-disproven possibility that vaccines cause autism and other major diseases. 




 Authors' Note: The particular nominee we had in mind is discussed HERE.

"Government Gangsters" is a 2023 book by Kash Patel about the perceived deep state in US politics; the same author produced a children's picture book entitled "The Plot Against the King" (the protagonist is King Donald).

Bill Barr (Republican) and Merrick Garland (Democrat) were Attorneys General in the 2017 and 2021 administrations respectively.


Authors' Note: The particular nominee we had in mind is discussed HERE.


Authors' Note: The particular nominee we had in mind is discussed HERE.





Authors' Note: The particular nominee we had in mind is discussed HERE.
A recent New York Times article was subtitled, "Linda McMahon, whose résumé mainly rests on running World Wrestling Entertainment, has faced questions for years over whether she is suitable for important education posts."

The president, who employed her in his first term as director of the Small Business Administration, nominated her in 2024 as Secretary of Education, but has repeatedly indicated that he would like to eventually eliminate the Department.


The 8 nominations specified above trumpet the belief that, to some,  loyalty may be a more important virtue than experience or expertise. This mistaken belief has been discussed here in an earlier verse.




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Tuesday, 10 December 2024

DEC 10, progress in poetry, TERMINAL EXCLAMATIONS: group #2

 

These blogposts will give you more understanding and some helpful examples related to a type of  limerick-variation indulged in by the authors. To see the whole spectrum of our efforts, you might want to take the time to review "A Corner of the Poet's World: LIMERICK VARIATIONS".

prior posted poems (group #1)
ANYTHING BUT!
CAN'T COMPLAIN!
DON'T TOUCH!
EGAD!
HOLY MOLY!
I'M SOLD!
KA-POW!
KERPLUNK!


CURRENT CONTENTS
NO WAY!
OUT OF SIGHT!
OY, GEVALT!
YIKES!
YIPPEE!




Authors' Note: The expletive "out of sight" seems to be disordinately used by the younger generation (even when the target of wonderment is well within view).


 trombenyk: Yiddish for a ne'er-do-well, often a braggart

oy, gevalt (oy-guh-VAHLT): phrase borrowed from Yiddish; an exclamation expressing shock, surprise or disapproval


Authors' Note: Yikes and its variant yoicks, are interjections expressing shock or alarm.


Authors' Note As shown by verses collected at OEDILF, the slang term chippy has a spectrum of slang meanings including 'prostitute/loose woman', 'argumentative' and 'fish-and-chips eatery'. Where we live, the first two uses are in effect. In the US, postal zip-codes roughly identify the location of one's residence.


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Thursday, 5 December 2024

Unprecedented doggerel: PRESIDENTIAL PALINKUs

CURRENT CONTENTS
Politics
Global warming
45th prez #1
45th prez #2
45th prez #3
45th prez #4
45th prez #5
45th prez #6
45th prez #7











Click below for collections of posted palinkus, as available uniquely on our blogs (most recently for the period of January to August 2024).

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